TOP TEN TRIBUTE BAND NAMES

1) Lez Zeppelin (all female Zeppelin)

2) Bjorn Again (ABBA)

3) Fab Faux (Beatles)

4) No Way Sis (Oasis)

5) Pink Fraud (Pink Floyd)

6) AC/DShe (all female AC/DC)

7) Dread Zeppelin (Zeppelin songs, done in a reggae style, sung by an Elvis impersonator)

8) Little Kiss (all dwarf Kiss)

9) Pretend Pretenders (The Pretenders)

10) Mandonna (all male revue of Madonna songs)

TOP TEN FUNNIEST CHILDREN'S BOOKS

1) I Wish Daddy Didn't Drink So Much

2) Cooking with Pooh

3) Who Cares About Disabled People?

4) A Pocketful of Boners

5) My Two Uncles

6) It Hurts to Poop

7) Where Willy Went: The Big Story of a Little Sperm

8) Hair in Funny Places

9) The Long Journey of Mr. Poop

10) A Scary Thing Happened: A Coloring Book to Help Children Deal with Disasters (featuring 9/11 on the cover)

TOP TEN DENIRO MOVIES

1) Taxi Driver (1976)
2) Raging Bull (1980)
3) The King of Comedy (1982)
4) The Deer Hunter (1978)
5) The Godfather II (1974)
6) Goodfellas (1990)
7) A Bronx Tale (1993)
8) Mean Streets (1973)
9) Awakenings (1990)
10) Any movie other than Mad Dog and Glory (1993)

TOP TEN MOVIES OF THE PAST DECADE

1) Mullholland Dr. (2001)
2) Grizzly Man (2005)
3) No Country For Old Men (2007)
4) Old School (2003)
5) Requiem for a Dream (2000)
6) The Wrestler (2008)
7) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
8) Memento (2000)
9) Children of Men (2006)
10) The Proposition (2005)

TOP TEN MOVIES TO WATCH ON SPECIFIC DAYS

1) The Hudsucker Proxy (New Year's Eve)
2) Christmas Vacation (Christmas)
3) Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (Thanksgiving)
4) Halloween (Halloween, duh)
5) Black Sunday (Super Bowl Sunday)
6) Groundhog Day (you get one guess)
7) Patton (4th of July)
8) The Killing (Derby Saturday)
9) When Harry Met Sally (Valentines Day)
10) Hoop Dreams (during March Madness)

TOP TEN PORN TITLES

1) Clitty Clitty Gang Bang
2) Add Momma to the Train
3) Schindler's Fist
4) Ramblow
5) A Cockwork Orange
6) On Golden Blonde
7) Romancing the Bone
8) Das Booty
9) Glad He Ate Her
10) Shaving Ryan's Privates

TOP TEN WESTERNS

1) Unforgiven (1992)
2) Rio Bravo (1959)
3) Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
4) High Plains Drifter (1973)
5) The Big Gundown (1966)
6) High Noon (1952)
7) The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966)
8) The Outlaw Josie Wales (1976)
9) Tombstone (1993)
10) The Proposition (2005)

TOP TEN NOIRS

1) Double Indemnity (1944)
2) Gilda (1946)
3) The Killing (1956)
4) Sunset Blvd. (1950)
5) The Third Man (1949)
6) Touch of Evil (1958)
7) Lady From Shanghai (1939)
8) Night of the Hunter (1955)
9) Pick up on South Street (1953)
10) Notorious (1946)

TOP TEN DIRECTORS

1) The Coen Brothers
2) Martin Scorcese
3) Stanley Kubrick
4) Billy Wilder
5) Alfred Hitchcock
6) Akira Kurosawa
7) Quentin Tarrantino
8) Errol Morris
9) Francis Ford Coppola
10) Darren Arronofsky

TOP TEN DOCUMENTARIES

1) American Movie (1999)
2) Roger and Me (1989)
3) Grizzly Man (2005)
4) Fast, Cheap, and Out of Control (1997)
5) Hoop Dreams (1994)
6) Hearts of Darkness (1991)
7) Gates of Heaven (1978)
8) Crumb (1994)
9) Man on Wire (2008)
10) Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills (1996)

TOP TEN COMEDIES

1) The Big Lebowski (1996)
2) Dr. Strangelove (1964)
3) This is Spinal Tap (1984)
4) Office Space (1999)
5) Christmas Vacation (1989)
6) Caddyshack (1980)
7) There's Something About Mary (1998)
8) Raising Arizona (1987)
9) The Jerk (1979)
10) Sherlock, Jr. (1924)